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Fort Hood Shooter Has Been On Death Row Twelve Years But The Urgent Question Is The Camera Angle
By Tah Foil, . BSN Network. Satire.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a development that legal scholars are describing as "novel" and that several broadcast attorneys are describing as "please give us more time," Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced this week that the Pentagon is actively considering livestreaming the execution of Nidal Hasan, the Army psychiatrist convicted of killing 13 people and wounding 30 others during a 2009 shooting rampage at Fort Hood, Texas.
Hasan was sentenced to death by a military jury in 2013. He has been held at the U.S. Disciplinary Barracks in Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, for the twelve years since. No execution date has been set. The appeals process, which is legally required and constitutionally mandated and has nothing to do with camera placement, continues.
Hegseth, who spent several years on television before becoming the nation's top military officer, confirmed the livestream idea during a media appearance and described it as a matter of transparency. He did not specify which transparency principle requires a death to have a comment section.
"The American people deserve to see justice," Hegseth said, deploying a sentence that has never once ended with a follow-up question about federal witness requirements, existing military execution protocol, or what platform the Pentagon intends to use and whether that platform has a terms-of-service policy that would apply.
Under current military law, executions are required to have witnesses. These witnesses are selected in advance. They stand in a room. This process has existed, in various forms, since before the invention of the smartphone, the cable news chyron, and Pete Hegseth.
Military legal scholars reached for comment noted that no statute currently authorizes public broadcasting of a military execution, that the question of whether the Secretary of Defense can unilaterally authorize one is genuinely unsettled, and that they would very much like to be quoted as anonymous because they have other cases.
One law professor at a school that asked not to be named said the announcement raised, conservatively, eleven distinct legal questions, and that Hegseth had answered zero of them, which she described as "a personal best."
Representatives for YouTube, Twitch, and three major streaming platforms did not respond to requests for comment. A spokesperson for one platform, who asked to remain anonymous, said the company's content moderation team was "actively reviewing" the situation, which is the corporate equivalent of pulling a fire alarm and then standing next to it.
Hasan's defense attorneys, who are required by law to exist regardless of what anyone thinks about that, have not publicly addressed the streaming proposal. They are understood to have other priorities at the moment, the foremost being the part of their job that does not involve broadcast rights negotiations.
The Fort Hood shooting remains one of the deadliest mass casualty events ever to occur on a U.S. military installation. Thirteen people were killed. Thirty were wounded. The families of the victims have spent fifteen years pursuing accountability, compensation, and recognition of the shooting as a terrorist act rather than workplace violence, a reclassification that took until 2015 and required an act of Congress.
The Pentagon's contribution to the case, as of this week, is a camera.
Hegseth has not confirmed a platform, a date, a resolution, or whether the stream will include a pre-show.
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