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Miss America Finalist Spends Weekdays Writing Speeding Tickets in Massachusetts
By BSN Staff, . BSN Network. Satire.
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla.: The Miss America competition has, over its hundred-year history, produced teachers, doctors, lawyers, and at least one woman who went on to host a cable cooking program. Saturday night's final at the Palm Beach County Convention Center added a new entry to that list: a working patrol officer who, as recently as this week, had the legal authority to detain you.
Kristen Lepore, representing Massachusetts, competes in the pageant's final round while simultaneously holding a badge, a service weapon, and presumably a very unusual set of answers to the icebreaker question at any social gathering.
"I just tell people I'm in public service," Lepore told a reporter earlier this week, which is the kind of answer that works equally well for a police officer and a contestant explaining her platform on community outreach, and she is, in fact, both.
The Miss America Organization issued a statement calling Lepore's dual career "a powerful symbol of service, strength, and the limitless potential of today's woman." The statement did not address whether her talent portion would involve a traffic stop.
Other contestants have day jobs, of course. There is always a nursing student, a pre-law junior, someone who teaches piano to children in a way she will describe as deeply fulfilling. None of them can run your plates.
Judges at these competitions are trained to evaluate composure under pressure. It is worth noting that Lepore's baseline for pressure is a 2 a.m. call on the Massachusetts Turnpike in February, which recalibrates the scoring rubric somewhat.
Audience members in West Palm Beach described the atmosphere as "electric" and "glamorous." Audience members who have been pulled over in Taunton described a somewhat different atmosphere, though the request to remain calm and keep your hands visible applies in roughly the same way.
Lepore's platform focuses on mental health awareness in first responder communities, which is a legitimate and urgent issue and also happens to be something she has direct professional experience with, making her the rare pageant contestant whose platform is not technically aspirational.
A fellow contestant, who asked not to be identified, said the group had been "incredibly supportive" of Lepore but admitted that knowing one of your competitors could legally pull you over "does create a certain dynamic in the dressing room."
The Palm Beach County Convention Center was decorated with flowers, a runway, and approximately forty cameras. None of this is standard equipment at a Massachusetts police department, though spokespeople for the Taunton Police declined to confirm or deny whether they had watched the broadcast.
Competition organizers noted that the evening gown portion would proceed as scheduled. Lepore's department-issued belt, with its attendant equipment, was not eligible for judging.
The winner is chosen by a panel of celebrities and industry professionals. She will receive a scholarship, a crown, and a year of national appearances. She will not receive a cruiser, though Lepore already has one of those.
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