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Trump Launches AI To Search Federal Websites That Have Nothing On Them
By Mor Michael, . BSN Network. Satire.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration launched America.gov on Tuesday, an AI-powered search portal intended to give Americans a single window into the full breadth of federal government information. The president called it a transformative step and said the site had been in development since the early days of his second term, which is a reasonable timeline if you spend the first part of the term making the thing you are searching for substantially harder to find.
The premise of the site is simple: rather than navigating twenty-six separate agency websites, each designed by a different contractor in a different decade with a different philosophy about what a menu bar is for, Americans can now type their question into one box and receive an answer. The administration is billing this as innovation. Historians may eventually classify it as a scavenger hunt with a chatbot.
Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency spent the first months of 2025 removing or archiving thousands of pages from federal agency websites, a process DOGE described internally as "eliminating redundancy" and which the rest of the country experienced as trying to find the application for a small business loan and getting a 404 error and a department seal. America.gov is now the AI built to search the websites DOGE spent four months hollowing out, which is either a bold second act or a man burning down a library and then announcing a card catalog.
The White House held a brief demonstration of the site Tuesday in which a reporter asked the AI where to find information about federal housing assistance. The AI returned three links. Two worked. The third opened a page that read, in its entirety, "This content has been archived pursuant to ongoing agency restructuring."
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt called the launch "a proud moment for government accessibility."
"For too long, Americans have had to dig through confusing bureaucratic websites to access the services they deserve," Leavitt said at a briefing. "America.gov changes all of that. This is what it looks like when the government works for the people." She did not take questions about which specific people and which specific services, but she said the phrase "government works" with real confidence, which is something.
Tech policy analysts noted that the idea of a unified government search portal is not new. USA.gov has existed since 2002 and performs essentially the same function. When asked about this at Tuesday's briefing, a senior White House official said America.gov is "fundamentally different" because it uses artificial intelligence, and that USA.gov was, quote, "a Bush thing."
The administration says America.gov is still a work in progress, a phrase that in this context is doing significant structural load-bearing. The site currently cannot process queries in Spanish, does not index the Department of Education's website because the Department of Education is in the process of being dissolved, and returns an error message when asked anything about USAID, which technically no longer exists as a standalone agency but whose absence the AI has not yet been briefed on.
Trump posted about the launch on Truth Social, calling it "maybe the greatest government website ever built, possibly in the history of websites, people are saying."
Americans looking for information about federal nutrition assistance, housing vouchers, or student loan repayment programs are encouraged to use the new portal. Americans who find that the portal's answers direct them to an agency that was eliminated in February are encouraged to try rephrasing the question.
The story we are making fun of: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6119087-trump-launches-ai-america-gov/