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Racing Louisville Eliminated At Home, Coach Immediately Holds Character Seminar
By Michael Yappaport, . BSN Network. Satire.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- Racing Louisville is out. The San Diego Wave came to Louisville, won 2-0 on Louisville's own field, and sent Racing home for the offseason while the playoffs continue without them. Racing becomes the second club eliminated from NWSL contention this season, which is the kind of milestone you do not put on the website.
Head coach Bev Yanez, who needed a win Friday plus favorable results from multiple other clubs she does not coach, received none of the above. She then walked to the microphone and held what can only be described as an unsolicited memorial service for a season that was still warm.
"I am so proud of this group," Yanez said, according to a transcript that reads like a Hallmark card written during a natural disaster. "The character and fight they showed all season, that is something you cannot take away from them."
San Diego took the three points. The character stayed.
To be clear about what happened: Racing Louisville went into Friday needing to win their own game, and then needed strangers in other cities to also do them favors simultaneously. This is the playoff equivalent of a Hail Mary where you also need the other team's kicker to miss a field goal in a different sport. It did not work.
The 2-0 scoreline at their own stadium is the part that should have generated the longer pause. Instead, Yanez pivoted directly to the eulogy, praising the fight of a group that finished second in the eliminated column, which is not a column anyone is tracking.
Racing's front office now faces the kind of offseason questions that cannot be answered by praising character. Questions like: what exactly is this club building toward, and at what point does the gap between the speech and the table become a structural concern rather than a rough patch.
Yanez, to her credit, said the team gave everything. The Wave gave two goals. This is the kind of scoreboard discrepancy that character seminars have historically not resolved.
The NWSL playoff picture continues without Louisville. The city of Louisville, which has now been asked to emotionally invest in a must-win home game against a team from San Diego and watched it end 2-0, was not available for comment, but its silence is being described by those close to the situation as extremely loaded.
Coach Yanez is expected to continue praising the journey at some point this week. The journey ended Friday.
The story we are making fun of: https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/racing-louisville-playoff-hopes-over-101605010.html