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- Man Named Trinidad Chambliss Beats Lane Kiffin Then Makes Him Look at This Photo
Ole Miss's Trinidad Chambliss posted a locker room photo after Saturday's win over LSU that can only be described as a calculated act of psychological warfare. The photo is calm, the caption is...
- Jayden Daniels Left Elbow Officially Has More Power Than The Coaching Staff
Washington Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels has been ruled out against the Dallas Cowboys after his left elbow declined to participate. The coaching staff reportedly had no say in the matter,...
- Derrick Henry Needs 97 Yards Which Is Exactly 97 Yards More Than The Saints Can Stop
Derrick Henry entered Sunday 97 yards away from passing Eric Dickerson for ninth on the NFL's all-time career rushing list. The Saints defense entered Sunday apparently unaware that Derrick Henry...
- AP Top 25 Has Ten SEC Teams And Fifteen Hostages
The Associated Press released its latest college football poll Sunday, and ten of the twenty-five spots now belong to Southeastern Conference programs, including Ole Miss jumping to No. 4 after...
- Aaron Rodgers Destroyed By His Own Blocker, Loses 36 Yards, Keeps His Chakras
During Sunday's game, a Steelers blocker delivered a blindside hit so catastrophic to his own quarterback that the play ended 36 yards behind where it started. Aaron Rodgers, a man who has...
- Packers Lose WR And RT On Consecutive Plays, Remaining Roster Pretending To Stretch
Green Bay wide receiver Jayden Reed and right tackle Zach Bako-Bewele were carted off the field on back-to-back plays Sunday, giving the Packers offense the approximate structural integrity of a...