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- Dominican President Visits Brooklyn, Which Has Enough Dominicans To Run Against Him
Dominican Republic President Luis Abinader made a historic visit to Brooklyn Borough Hall on September 24th, welcomed by Borough President Antonio Reynoso, the first citywide borough president of...
- Cornell Spent $70,000 To Discover It Did Not Want To Know What Happened
New York Governor Kathy Hochul announced Monday that Cornell University has agreed to an outside review of how it handled a reported sexual assault on campus, after the university's internal...
- Mamdani Launches Antisemitism Hotline Staffed By People Who Have Not Defined Antisemitism
New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani unveiled his long-awaited plan to combat antisemitism Tuesday morning, a 12-page document that addresses bias, hatred, and community harm without...
- Mamdani Signed The Hall Pass That Got His Own Allies Arrested
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani quietly required the NYPD to get personal sign-off from his office before deploying the Strategic Response Group at protests, a unit he has promised to disband since...
- New York Entrusts Its Entire Jazz Legacy To One Man With A Two-Drink Minimum
Saxophonist Immanuel Wilkins is performing at the Village Vanguard this week, a booking that critics and historians say makes him the de facto custodian of New York City's jazz identity. Sources...
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