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- Fort Hood Shooter Has Been On Death Row Twelve Years But The Urgent Question Is The Camera Angle
Pete Hegseth announced this week that the Pentagon is exploring plans to livestream the execution of Nidal Hasan, the Army psychiatrist convicted of killing 13 people at Fort Hood in 2009. Legal...
- FactCheck Clears Trump By Confirming He Knew LA Could Be Destroyed And Moved On
A fact-checking organization has concluded that President Trump did not call for Iran to destroy Los Angeles and San Diego, and has published a careful reconstruction of his remarks to prove it....
- Brendan Carr's Sex Cult Had Twelve Steps And Free Decaf
Federal Communications Commission Chair Brendan Carr has spent the last week at the center of allegations that he participated in a Washington, D.C. sex trafficking cult, a claim that spread...
- Trump Promises Americans $5,000 With Asterisk Roughly The Size Of The Promise
President Trump has announced three separate government payments to Americans in the weeks before midterm elections, with amounts ranging from $90 to $5,000, depending on eligibility criteria that...
- Kennedy Center Has Never Owned A Single One Of Its Steinway Pianos
The Kennedy Center, which has hosted every major American pianist of the last half century and considers itself the nation's premier performing arts institution, is preparing to return sixteen...
- White House Coupon For Prescription Drugs Only Valid On Items To Be Announced Later
The Trump administration announced this week that secret deals with major pharmaceutical companies will save Medicaid tens of billions of dollars over the next decade, a number so large and so...
- Putin-Linked Boxing Boss Sponsored Trump Jr.'s Post-Wedding Weekend
Bettina Anderson, wife of Donald Trump Jr., posted to Instagram this week to thank Umar Kremlev, the Russian head of world boxing and a man described by Western governments as close to Vladimir...
- Oil Lobbyist Trying To Reach Trump Accidentally Explains The Entire Government
Tim Stewart, president of the U.S. Oil and Gas Association, confirmed this week that the correct procedure for contacting the President of the United States is to go through John Solomon, a...
- Trump's AI Order May Have Been A Scheme To Profit Off $12 Slovenian Domain Names
An independent journalist has released what he calls a damning timeline showing that purchases of Slovenian internet domains spiked within hours of President Trump signing his 'Super Intelligence'...
- Voters Paid For The Trump Ad Telling Them To Agree With Trump
With midterm elections weeks away, the Trump administration released a series of taxpayer-funded television spots featuring the President in black-and-white footage warning Americans about the...
- Trump's Taxpayer Ads Declared Potentially Illegal Which Is His Best Work Yet
The White House has defended three taxpayer-funded television advertisements featuring President Trump by arguing that previous administrations ran similar spots, a legal strategy experts are...
- PolitiFact Releases Definitive Trump Fact-Check Guide Using Quotes From 2015
PolitiFact has published what it calls a comprehensive guide to President Trump's midterm rally talking points, noting that the document required significant archival research dating back...
- Netanyahu Returns To The House Of Lies To Announce The Lies Are Finished
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addressed the United Nations General Assembly on Wednesday, thanking Donald Trump for help in what he described as a 'battle against the barbarians' and...
- AI Labeled Its Trump Xi Musk Bezos Dinner Photo And America Shared It Anyway
A photo of Donald Trump, Xi Jinping, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos seated together at a White House state dinner went viral this week after fact-checkers confirmed it was AI-generated, watermarked, and...
- Ken Paxton's Comfort To Uvalde Parents Was That God Had Already Booked The Shooting
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, now running for U.S. Senate, is facing renewed scrutiny over remarks he made five days after nineteen children and two teachers were shot dead at Robb Elementary...
- Andy Burnham, Appointed Not Elected, Unveils Plan To Protect Democracy From Misinformation
Britain's new Prime Minister Andy Burnham, who ascended to the role without a public vote, took the stage at a government information summit last week to announce a sweeping new framework for...
- Judge Orders Three Outlets Reinstated, Discovers Their Seats Were Given To TruthHammer Weekly
A federal judge ruled this week that the Trump administration violated the First Amendment by revoking press credentials for three major news outlets, ordering their immediate reinstatement to...
- Trump's TV Ratings Soar The Moment Networks Stop Airing Him
President Donald Trump returned to television briefly on Tuesday, interrupting a weeks-long standoff with the major networks that has, by most available measurements, made him significantly more...
- Chinese Government Orchestrated Your Cousin's Petition About The Data Center
President Trump told Fox News this week that opposition to U.S. data centers is, in his assessment, 'a China PR thing,' a framing experts describe as exaggerated but that raises a more urgent...
- White House Uses Obama As Character Reference While Banning CNN
The Trump administration this week barred CNN, Politico, and MSNBC from White House press access, arguing the move was consistent with precedent set by Presidents Barack Obama and Joe Biden....
- Ingraham Releases Statement Clarifying That Her Cheering Was Actually A Warning
Fox News host Laura Ingraham has issued what her office is calling a "clarifying statement" asserting that her months of enthusiastic on-air support for military action against Iran was, in...
- Peter Baker Covers 11 Presidents, Stopped At Door By Intern With A Clipboard
New York Times White House correspondent Peter Baker, who has covered every president since Ronald Reagan, recorded a video Monday saying he had never in 30 years seen anything like the current...
- Trump Tells UN He Ended the Iran War; Iran Declines To Confirm
President Trump addressed the United Nations General Assembly on Monday, delivering what aides described as a historic speech and what PolitiFact described as a historic workload. Among the claims...
- Byron Donalds And David Jolly Both Say $1,000, Only One Of Them Means It As A Compliment
Florida's U.S. Senate race has produced a remarkable moment of bipartisan arithmetic: both candidates have landed on exactly the same number, and they are each using it to prove the other one is...
- Journalists Investigate 17 Pre-Presidential Trump Rumors And Now Owe Him An Apology For Three Of Them
A new investigation into 17 claims about Donald Trump's pre-presidential conduct has produced what sources close to the project are calling an uncomfortable outcome. Researchers spent an estimated...
- NYT Marks 175 Years, Regrets Some Things, Has Not Yet Identified Them
The New York Times turned 175 this week and marked the occasion with a sweeping retrospective acknowledging, in its own words, both its triumphs and its failures. The failures section runs to...
- Trump Requests Demolition Permit For National Monument After Being Told He Cannot Hang His Own Curtains There
For several months, President Donald Trump has been attempting to reshape the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C., replacing its board, redirecting its programming, and...
- The Woman Trying to Save Germany From People Like Her Wife
Alice Weidel, leader of Alternative for Germany, has built her political career on two pillars: removing immigrants from German soil and ensuring LGBTQ+ people have a smaller footprint in public...
- Fact-Checkers Spend Four Hours Confirming Wet Chair Photo Is Fake
A viral image purporting to show President Donald Trump having wetted a chair following his meeting with Irish President Catherine Connolly prompted a formal multi-organisation verification effort...
- Converse Ad Clears Every Internal Review Before Being Described By Converse As Deeply Unsettling
Converse has issued a public apology after an advertisement comparing favorably, in the eyes of many viewers, to imagery associated with the Ku Klux Klan and American lynching history cleared what...
- Government's Top Health Official Spends Tuesday Warning People About Government Health Officials
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. delivered the keynote address at a Children's Health Defense conference last week, reassuring a room of people who already agreed with him...
- Trump Golf Kiss Photo Fact-Checked, Journalists Still Working On What A Kiss Is
A photograph appearing to show President Trump kissing a woman on a golf course has been submitted to at least three major fact-checking organizations, all of which confirmed the photo exists. The...
- Gastonia Residents Cheer Being Described As A War Zone, Drive Home Fine
At a Wednesday rally in Gastonia, North Carolina, President Trump and Republican Senate candidate Michael Whatley warned that Democratic former governor Roy Cooper had turned the state into,...
- Zelenskyy Advised To Aim War More Carefully So Americans Can Drive To Applebee's
Speaking to reporters in Ireland on Friday, President Trump called on Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to stop targeting Russian oil refineries, citing the effect on American diesel prices....
- Investigator Spends A Month On Natalie Harp, Confirms She Exists
After eight separate claims circulated online about Trump aide Natalie Harp, a researcher dedicated 31 days to tracing each one to its original source. Six of the eight led back to a single reply...
- Snopes Debunks Post That Debunked Itself In The First Sentence
A Facebook page carrying the disclaimer "this is satire" published a story claiming Supreme Court Justices John Roberts and Amy Coney Barrett had disclosed gifts from the George Soros Foundation....
- Trump's Take-The-Oil Speech Predates the Internet, GPS, and His Third Wife
A 1987 archival recording has surfaced showing Donald Trump making the case, in careful detail, that the United States should seize Iran's oil fields, a position he would go on to repeat during...
- Man Who Posted the 9/11 Smile Clip Smiled At His Own Father's Funeral
A viral video purporting to show Zohran Mamdani and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez laughing disrespectfully at a September 11 memorial ceremony has now been viewed over four million times, with CNN...
- Anthropic CEO Warns AI Will Kill Everyone Then Asks Congress Not To Regulate Anthropic
Dario Amodei published a 15,000-word essay this week warning that artificial intelligence poses a civilizational extinction risk, which he described as the most important moment in human history....